I have a very good friend who speaks his mind daily, so I give him a new topic and he elaborates everyday. Some of it is just classic and I had to put it in words. This is going to be offensive and step on the toes of many, but hey its just words.. Dont shoot the messenger!
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Obesity: "The most disgusting disease of them all."
Despite the title, I do not believe that obesity is a disease. The idiots who claim this only do so because they are the same gutless cowards you have heard me talk about in previous articles. They are afraid to tell people what is really wrong with them therefore no forward progress is ever made and instead of the number of fat-asses decreasing, it is at an all-time high. I have a strong feeling of disgust towards fat people but my feelings for the doctors, nutrition & healthcare professionals who tell them they have a "disease" are probably equally strong. It is because of these pussies that fat fucks feel as if its ok for them to be the way they are. Fat people are gross. They look disgusting with their deformed bodies with rolls and their fat, misshapen faces. In addition to their obvious physical repulsiveness, they can be quite annoying. Have you ever been around a far-ass porker after they have recently performed any sort of physical activity? Yea, gross. They weeze for about an hour or until they get a chance to chug down some maple syrup or bacon grease. They are ALWAYS sweating. It doesn't matter if they walk from the couch to the kitchen to get their bucket of fried chicken, a fat ass is going to sweat. Now being fat poses lots of problems other than being made fun of by assholes like me. Fatties usually have a strong odor which is composed of fried foods, body odor, stale urine, and possibly some sort of cheap cologne or spray-on deodorant. Why cheap you ask? Because they spent all their money on food. And oinkers tend to use spray-on deodorant because they are too fat to reach their armpits. Now back to the point. You usually don't become morbidly obese running marathons so we already know that ALL fatties are extremely lazy. Having all that extra skin and rolls poses a problem for the fattie if he/she ever decides to put down the double quarter pounder w/ cheese and take a shower. Showering on a regular basis is out of the question for the average sweathog so they try to mask their god-awful stench with cologne in hopes of not causing widespread vomiting if they do by some miracle ever get out of the house. Despite all of the physical fuckedupness that fatbodies possess, there is one thing about them that makes me madder than having to look at the unfortunate mess that is their body. Their attitude. I mentioned earlier that healthcare professionals believe that obesity is a "disease" and that these free-range Holsteins are predestined to be repulsive and there is nothing that can be done about it. Naturally, every greasy hog that hears this is going to immediately buy into it because who really wants to take the blame for looking like that? You constantly hear about these ploys people have to fight obesity but none of it works because the people coming up with the ideas are major pussies. The only way there will be any advances in getting rid of all the fat ass idiots is if we start a nationwide campaign of relentless abuse toward the porker community. I believe the younger the age the better so they should be teased and verbally abused by both teacher and peer as early as kindergarten. These junior crisco kids should not be allowed to do anything fun, only exercise at recess while the normal kids get to play. Fatties can quite obviously motivate themselves and they clearly need the help of us normal people, so do our country a favor today and make fun of a fat person!
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This is shockingly true.
ReplyDeleteThe WORST thing is that their healthcare drive up costs and premiums for everyone else, and the poor ones on welfare drain healthcare resources.
They should only be able to use foodstamps for fresh foods. Noting bagged fat-fests, like the Doritos I'm eating now (...but hey, I work and am 6', 150 lb.).
They should be corralled and pressed for their precious oils, like they did to Violet Beauregard in Will Wonka.