Interracial Marriage

First of all I must warn the sensitive (weak-minded, gutless, socks with sandals hippie type) reader. This, like anything that conveys dominance, is not for you. I'm gonna go at this from the angle of the children because as much as it pains me to say it, those little snot nosed fuckheads are the future of our country. I can break down interracial marriage with a very simple comparison. Ever notice that when someone has a dog that gets knocked up by a random stray, they generally give the puppies away? On the other hand, when a dog gets pregnant by another of its species they can basically charge whatever they want. This is because these "mutts" are, in most cases viewed as worthless. They are unattractive, you cant train them for shit, and they eat your couch. In contrast, pure-bred dogs always look good, they are always smarter, and they don't eat your fucking couch. The same applies for humans, a kid who is the result of an interracial marriage is almost always ugly, they are generally mentally challenged and they usually cant do anything right. 

Now, some may say this is racist but I say stop being a pussy and open your eyes. Any self respecting person, no matter their race should have enough pride to not want to mix their genes with someone of another race. The bleeding heart hippies will tell you this is inevitable and that one day we will all be the same color but I say nay. The thing that makes America America is the fact that we are so diverse so I say to all the hippies out there, "before you fuck some weirdo from another country, go fuck yourself!"